WORLD'S WORST MUSIC

What makes music especially bad? Nay, what makes music the world’s worst?! It is a delicate question; however, one here and now we will attempt to expunge an answerable answer to be answered. Firstly, a line must be drawn between music and noise (an important distinction regardless of how small it may be in many cases). For any jarring sound to be properly identified as music rather than noise it must be given to one important quality— mediocrity! That is to say the world’s worst music must be listenable enough as to be listened to but not so listenable that it may be enjoyed. To this end, the smallest, most bare minimal effort, no more and no less, must be exerted without it coming anywhere close to the true meaning of the word exertion. Like a single drop of lemon squeezed and grain of sugar dropped into a full bathtub. Sure, technically, it may constitute lemonade by traditional definitions but it still tastes like dingy, bath water. Such it is with the world’s worst music. And here we present a hardy heaping of a comparable taste for your eardrums. So pick your poison and enjoy!