Yar! Ye be knowin’ what the wharld be needin’ more of, don’t ye? Aye, ye guessed it! Archaic swearin’ suggestions, so what one may be cursin’ like a sailor— or a pirate or a lumberjack, whate’er yer fancy. And, fortunately, fer the whole lot o’ ye consarn, shiftless, two-bit, piddlin’, pulpy landlubbers, Scurvy Devils once again be deliverin’ what ye be needin’. So ye all learn how t’ be fuedin’ like right proper bucaneeers in no time, will ye.
ADJECTIVES: Consarn, Blasted, Gutless, Dadburned, Languid, Lop-Eared, Infernal, Spineless, Lowly, Two-Faced, Dirty, Lily-Livered, Miserable, Sorry, Pie-Eyed, Confounded, Yellow-Bellied, Rag-Tag, Bob-Tailed, Shiftless, Indolent, Knobbly-Kneed, Doggone, Boneheaded, Low-Down, Slimy, Rotten, Bottle-Nosed, Wild-Eyed, High-Falutin, No-’Count, Ornery, Idlin’, Chicken-Hearted, Cockeyed, Featherweight, Scabby, Buricious, Crazed, Stinkin’, Two-Bit, Piddlin’, Triflin’, Despicable, Jelly-Spined, Good-For-Nothin’, Scan’lous, Degraded, Lumbellious, Lateritious, Lubber-Headed, Muddle-Mucked, Cocksure, Mumpish, Pellucid, Maudlin, Puny, Fungus-Grown, Moss-Backed, Mumblin’, Slovenly, Pulpy, Rascally, Inane, Miscrelous, Kabonkulous, Pop-Eyed, Pigeon-Toed, Disangarious, Stingy, Pie-Faced, Pumpkin-Headed, Blubberin’, Hollow-Headed, Hatchet-Faced, Forsaken, Chisel-Chinned, Slushy, Slab-Sided, Runcible, Base, Vile, Porch-Climbin’, Bull-Necked, Mud-Brained, Ill-Omened, Durn, Whinin’, Sore-Eyed, Unthinkin’, Measley, Indifferent, Know-Nothin’, Washed-Up, No-Good, Unprincipled, Schemin’, Bygone, Dolderned, Egairet, Sponge-Columned, Hog-Jowled, Bleary-Eyed, Mean, Rum-Soaked, ’Possum-Eared, Devil-Bossed, Disreputable, Petty, Mangy, Lewd, Dadblasted, Greasy, Sneaky, Snivelin’, Pusillanimous, Lousy, Simple-Minded, Incorrigible, Jimber-Jinted, Scurvy, Lawless, Snaggle-Tooth, Back-Broken, Cussed, Mushy-Fisted, Cross-Eyed, Scrawny, Loud-Mouthed, Herinsible, Ragged, Loathsome, Lubberly, Swindlin’, Loungin’, Raucous, Ill-Tempered, Connivin’, Impudent, Squalid, Bilious, Irascible, Besotted, Egregious, Gullible, Dissolute, Filthy, Forlorn, Flea-Bitten, Accursed, Contemptible, Rat-Faced, Snag-Legged, Pot-Bellied, Weasel-Eyed, Jelly-Spined, Blitherin’, Foul-Tounged. NOUNS: Jingle-Jack, Palooka, Loafer, Greenhorn, Halfwit, Yahoo, Tenderfoot, Loggerhead, Clod, Louse, Ox, Lugger-Mugger, Bulegripe, Blunderbuss, Lout, Oaf, Gadabout, Gileback, Rat, Dugerrot, Dunderhead, Dingbat, Snake-In-The-Grass, Ingrate, Clown, Riffraff, Loller, Lush, Gnat, Cuttercuss, Hullsput, Do-Nothin’, Skunk, Galoot, Jackaninny, Scamp, Idjit, Rouster, Cad, Rudsucker, Rascal, Miscreant, Son-of-Predition, Scoundrel, Boob, Scab, Know-It-All, Cuss, Ole Anamile, Sort-Of-A-Tad, Whelp Of A Man, Polecat, Piece-Of-Work, Cur, Lubber, Wretch, Scrub, Poor Specimen Of Mankind, Bag Of Bones, Halfwit, Yahoo, Rapscallion, Lummux, Ne’er-Do-Well, Mess Of Mush, Scamp, Hyena, Soft Sawder, Scalawag, Reprobate, Nimrod, Nudnik, Dullard, Landlubber, Puke.
INTENSIFIERS: Consarn, Blasted, Infernal, Durn, Confounded, Doggone, Dadburned, Goldarn, Dadblasted, Accursed.
EXCLAMATIONS: Egad! Gadzooks! Bedad! Gaw! Yeehaw! Goshermighty! Gee! By Thunder! Bejiminy! Yoiks! H’wud-Wuh-Wut?! Willikers! By Freedom’s Holy Light! Sweet Mother Of Pearl! Yip-Yip-Yip-Yee-Yow! Ah-Eee-Ya! By Gum! Uh-Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Yippee-Ki-Yay!
CONDEMNATIONS: Consarn It! Daggum It! Blast It! Pshaw! Go Shoo Yourself! Hexes! Goldarn You! Dadburn You! What In The Sam Hill?! Gahdangot! The Devil! T’hail!
ONE LINERS: You’re Goin’ Get All Chawed Up - You’re Achin’ For A Breakin’ – I’ll Give You What For - Two Shakes Of A Lamb’s Tail, I’ll Show You A Civilized Massacree - Come Down To The Yard! - C’mon! Mosey! Break Trail! Vamose! - I’m About To Give You A Hidin’- I’ll Shake Seven Kinds Of Daylights Outta You - I Won’t Even Use Up A Whole Minuter Neither - Where You Wanna Take It? In This House Or Outside!? - That’s Cute. Put ’Em Up, Sweetheart - You Just Try Your Hand At Lickin’ Me - See How Tough I Am To Chaw - Guess I Gotta Muss You Up - I’ll Take You Down Without Tearin’ Muh Trousers - I’d Shake Enough Old Feathers Outta You To Stuff A Sofa - When I Am Done, There Won’t Be Nothin’ Left For The Coyotes Or The Buzzards - You Got No More Backbone Than A Grub Worm - You’re So Lowdown, You’d Have To Crawl Up-Hill To Make It Into Perdition - You’re Unfit To Feed Alligators - You Haven’t The Courage To Hold Up A Blind Pack-Mule - You’re Lyin’ Like Sam Hide - You’re As Drunk As Cooter Brown - You Can’t Walk And Chew Tobbaca At The Same Time.
