“Arrgghhh!!”

—Neanderthal eaten by giant bird.

“Eh! Uh! Oui! Oui! OUI!”

—One of a two person team carrying a piano up the stairs.

“Who put bear tracks on the dinning room table?”

—Local resident who died of a mysterious case of being eaten.

“I don’t remember my pee being that color.”

—Dude who never got that “thing” checked out

“Timy? Timbo? Timbuktu?”

—Lumberjack in the wrong place trying to remember what to say when a tree falls.

“Oh yea, I like to see ya make me!”

—Overconfident bro trying to impress a girl after a nightclub bouncer told him where to stick it.

“Hey, watch this!”

—Not the guy holding the camera, the other one.