PART I: Rigmarole

Once upon a time, there was a cold, cold man who lived in a cold, cold house.

It was so cold, he burnt his blankets, still not warm enough.

It was so cold, he burnt his heater, still not warm enough.

It was so cold, he burnt his chimney, still not warm enough.

Then he saw a cold, cold dog outside and couldn't stand to see him suffer—

So he burnt him.

And the temperature was just right.

PART II: Revenge

Once upon a time, there was a dogged, dogged dog who lived in a cold, cold man.

It was so dogged, he burnt his blankets, still not cold enough.

It was so dogged, he burnt his heater, still not cold enough.

It was so dogged, he burnt his chimney, still not cold enough.

Then he saw a dogged, dogged man outside and couldn't stand to see him suffer—

So he burnt him.

And the temperature was just right.

PART III: Revelation

Once upon a time, there was a manned, manned cold who lived in a dogged, dogged cold.

It was so manned, he burnt his blankets, still not dogged enough.

It was so manned, he burnt his heater, still not dogged enough.

It was so manned, he burnt his chimney, still not dogged enough.

Then he saw a warm, warm cold outside and couldn't stand to see him suffer—

So he burnt him.

And you really wasted time with all this didn't you?